March 2012
Something about this cigarette smoke and Katy Perry took me back to Saturday nights at the Metro back in Jacksonville. Lol.
What if
flight101:
Sometime last year, my mother told me that she and my father considered migrating to the US in the 90s. But moving would mean having to scrap everything and start all over again when everything was starting to fall into place, so they decided not to do so.
Her revelation was without precedent. It’s like she thought, “Oh, dead air.”, and proceeded to casually tell this bit of...
February 2012
I don’t want to play Lent any more. >:(
rhubarbturmoil:
i want to believe that there are food service employees who know how to properly assemble a burrito. i really want to.
but none of them can.
when you are adding beans, you have to drain them. you just have to. you cannot put liquid into a burrito without destroying its structural integrity.
you must be liberal with the adding of cheese. you cannot simply put one smattering....
Topic: Group sex. Yay? Nay? Curious? Why? Anon is... →
Someone recently told me he thought I was straight...
In his defense, he hadn’t seen me dance yet.
No straight mother fucker dances like I do.
I’ve been stuck in this hole of listening to house music for the last week and I can’t get out.
mugwumpian asked: Why don't you love me when I make me so damn easy to love?
ask me questions to distract me from my sad life →
Anonymous asked: The last four people who messaged you are in your spin the bottle circle. Who are they?
I wanna play spin the bottle.
joeypon:
Warning the Roseanne dance party The Qu team is throwing may cause the following:
Ridiculous amounts of fun. Dancing endlessly throughout the night Photobooth pics that will become your Facebook profile Winning a 1000 dollars Living tweeting Making out with a blurred version of a character from the show Found memories of childhood Whiskey Roseanne 2012 propaganda Jamie’s...
Hey, yo [X]P. What the fuck's good? →
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do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
Last night was really inspiring.
I saw/assisted with some amazing performances last night and I’m ready for my turn.
[X]P is about to add performance work to their resume.
I just ordered a burrito.
I was able to identify Give Me All Your Luvin hearing only the bass notes coming from the apartment above us.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
mugwumpian asked: Can we have sex on Wednesday? Nothing counts on Leap Day. Real life is for March!
Anonymous asked: I heard you like the bad girls honey and is that true?
Anonymous asked: do you jerk off in those 35 days? or not?
Anonymous asked: When was the last time you had sex?